More like hus-banned.

A hard-working woman who left her spouse to his own devices while away on a three-week business trip has gone viral with an account of the wreckage that awaited upon her return home — leaving readers are crying, laughing, and collectively saying: yikes.

Taking to Reddit, the put-upon partner shared the saga of returning to a scene so chaotic, she joked that she “wish[ed] he’d just cheated instead.”

“Three weeks ago, I left for a work trip. My husband didn’t want to come,” she kicked off her tale of woe. “I thought, ‘Fine, he’s an adult, he’ll be fine.’ He was not fine.” 3

As soon as day two, she reported, the 41-year-old man had decided to become a “grill master” — despite owning no grill.

He stacked baking sheets, doused them in lighter fluid, and trigge

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