WASHINGTON, D.C. — After inviting biological man Dylan Mulvaney to the White House to discuss the challenges of being a woman, the Biden White House has announced a follow-up summit in which he will host Jimmy Kimmel for an in-depth discussion on what it's like to be black.

"Jimmy and I go way back," said Biden to a can of Shinola he mistook for a Washington press correspondent. "He's a proud black man who knows a thing or two about being black in America. I know because we used to shoot hoops in Compton after skipping school. I turned that guy's life around! Not a joke!"

Late-night host Jimmy Kimmel, who is reportedly a white man except for the one time he donned blackface for a comedy sketch, has accepted the White House invitation as he never says no to anything people in charge of hi

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