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People are always asking us: how do the writers at the Bee stay so hot and youthful? We decided to do the world a favor and give everyone a few tips on how you too can instantly become more attractive:

If you're a man, grow a beard. If you're a woman, shave your beard: The results will be stunning.

Trade faces with someone attractive like in that movie Face/Off : Dibs on Tom Homan.

Star your own space exploration company with the billions of dollars you have: People will be on you like butter on toast.

Get everyone else on earth very drunk: Wow. Everyone thinks you're so sexy now.

Get one of those Mission: Impossible masks made of your face back when you were young and good looking: You'll be amazed how well this works.

Put on a Princess Leia ou

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