U.S. — A progressive non-profit has formed a new suicide hotline that will encourage any suicidal callers to go ahead and go through with the act, as long as they do it for Palestine.

"Our country's bias against suicide for a political cause is steeped in colonialism and cisheteronormative Zionist bigotry," said Kaden Greeb, the CEO of the Rest in Power Call Center in Washington. "We need to start normalizing self-harm when done to further our political goals. It's the right thing to do."

"Self-harm is beautiful."

Sources say the hotline will be staffed with professional counselors who will help talk suicidal callers out of harming themselves, unless, of course, the person's death can be exploited for political purposes. "We applaud anyone who wants to die for Palestine, climate change,

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