GALILEE - According to local sources, one of Jesus' disciples attempted to step out of his fishing boat and walk to Jesus during last Tuesday's storm, but he only made it ten feet before sinking into the waves. What an idiot!

Witnesses say Jesus was out for an evening stroll on the sea of Galilee when he walked up to the disciples and scared them half to death, as they had never seen someone walking on the water before.

"Please Lord, if it is really you, tell me to come out to you on the water," said Peter, apparently trying to show off.

But when Jesus beckoned him to come, Peter only got ten feet before getting freaked out by all the waves and sinking like a little pansy. HA! What a loser!

"Glug glug! Someone help me!" said the sorry excuse for an apostle as he struggled to stay afloa

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