The Tonale compact SUV shares its major systems with the Dodge Hornet SUV.

People buy sporty, exotic cars to be noticed. To be seen, heard and — they hope — admired, maybe envied.

Things I never thought I’d say:

We need more wing joints around here.

There aren’t enough construction zones this summer.

The new Alfa Romeo just isn’t flamboyant enough.

Despite 268 horsepower and 295 pound-feet of torque just busting to get out from under its hood, the 2025 Alfa Romeo Tonale sporty SUV needs an infusion of theatricality.

There are myths many auto reviewers cling to:

Most buyers would rather drive a sedan than SUV.

Station wagons are cool.

Enthusiastic drivers like "stealth cars" that go fast but don’t look like anything special.

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