EscalatorGate has taken on new meaning for the MAGA cult. They must find stories to fill the airwaves while avoiding discussions of Donald Trump's decrepit economy, horrific foreign policy, and cover-up of the Epstein files.

Destroying the First Amendment and silencing all his critics hasn't done it for the cult.

The MAGA GOP is left with creating a conspiracy so wide and vast that merely the act of walking up a stopped escalator is deemed magical.

FOX Business MAGA Queen Maria Bartiromo hailed first lady Melania Trump for not falling down when the escalator stopped as she and Demented Donald approached it. The Fox Biz host even claimed she saved Trump from calamity.

Apparently, standing in one place for more than a second is deemed dangerous for the crazy grandpa.

BARTIROMO: I want

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