U.S. - Experts are now predicting that humans will make a giant evolutionary leap forward in the next few years, moving from walking around on two legs to rolling around in a giant ball of masks, thanks to ever-evolving mask guidelines.

"At the current rate of mask growth, humans will evolve to just be rolling around in a giant ball of them within three years," said evolutionary biologist Bob Carson III. "As the mask arms race accelerates, we're already seeing humans wearing three, four, five, six, even seven masks. Projecting that rate out, assuming logarithmic growth -- let's see, carry the one... yep. We're all just gonna be big mask blobs."

Scientists believe humans' legs will slowly begin to atrophy as they no longer use them to walk around, as they'll be able to roll in the mask ba

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