MADISON, WI - While most costumed trick-or-treaters expect candy during their Halloween hunting, several Democrat households are planning to get Joe Biden across the finish line by handing out extra ballots instead.
"This is an excellent addition to my normal line-up of raisins and carrot sticks," said local Democrat operative Collin Frump. "There are literally thousands of these ballots lying around everywhere, and we need to get Kamala Harris elected to save our country from fascism!"
"Hey, kids! Have you or your parents voted for Joe Biden yet?" Frump said to a witch, an Iron Man, and a mermaid at his door. "Here, take these ballots I have filled out for you. Put your parent's name or the name of a dead relative at the top and send them in!"
Another local activist named Jerry Wallace