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Watching your own kids is hard, and childcare is so expensive. That's why you should just let the government take care of them!

The Babylon Bee is here to encourage you with the following list of reasons why trusting the government to raise your kids might really pay off.

The government always does a great job at everything it does: Have you ever seen the government fail at anything? Didn't think so.

The feds raised Eleven from Stranger Things and that turned out great: It was encouraging to see how seriously the government took its responsibility to keep an eye on her.

California is already doing it: If there's one thing we've learned in the past few years it's that you should always follow California's example.

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