Woof. So, when you lose an unexpected game to a team like Cleveland, just how bad does it hurt you? Was it a weird one-off as is common in the NFL, or a harbinger of things to come? Well….

For your old-timey power rankings, there are plenty of options to choose from around the old internet, or you can just ask ChatGPT which will tell you that the Vikings rebounded because of Pete Wentz falling out of the end zone, probably. Everyone has a Power Ranking. People LOVE Power Rankings! But over here in analytical nerd land we’re trying something a little different. This is the futuristic neural net version of power rankings, and we’re using our best cyber-neurons to generate neurotically objective power rankings. Since power rankings are all about arguing about why they rankings are wrong, I’v

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