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A new poll has revealed that 0% of Christian men are addicted to pornography. Pollsters spoke with thousands of Christian men all over the world and asked them, "Are you addicted to porn?" Christian men responded with a resounding, "No siree!"
While the survey administrators expected at least one or two percent of Christian men to admit to having a problem with porn, all the Christian males surveyed revealed their spiritual walk is flawless in this area.
Responses to the survey included the following:
"Some guys in my small group are addicted to porn, but not me."
"Yeah, I look at it once in a while, like every day or so, but it's not a problem. I can stop whenever I want to."
"The only people who are addicted to porn are God-hating atheists. We Christians