GATES OF HE'LL — After an autocorrect error slipped through in the sorting of souls, thousands of the damned were accidentally sent to he'll for eternity.

"Wha-what is this place?" asked Greg Norman, as a man approached to unlock the gate. "It's pretty balmy, but I guess I expected Hell to be a little hotter. Who are you??"

"Oh hey, I'm Steve. Welcome to He'll!" said the gatekeeper as he ushered the newcomers inside. "Come on in, make yourselves at home. Lucky break on you damned folks winding up here, where everything is just moderately uncomfortable and kind of annoying."

"So this isn't Hell? What's that screaming I hear??" said a visibly frightened Sarah DuPont.

"Oh that's Bob, he just got a bad sunburn," explained Steve. "You always sunburn a little worse than you think here, and w

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