Heavenly Father - thank you that I, David French, am so much more righteous than all the other white evangelicals in the world.

It is such a deep privilege, every Lord's Day, to publicly proclaim in the pages of the New York Times how stupid and bigoted white evangelicals are - with one exception (me, David French). What a gift it is to be me.

Yes, I thank you Lord! Thank you that I am not like those evil "Christians" who declined the COVID vaccine. From my seat atop this shining hill of righteousness, I can write articles declaring those fellow Christians to be selfish, defiant, and ignorant - in other words, the opposite of me, David French. Gosh, am I thankful to be me.

Lord, I thank you also that I am not like those stupid, low-life, white evangelicals who voted for Donald Trump. No

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