Kevin Bloody Wilson is a baby.

The 78-year-old is holding his phone, showing off a video of a chubby-cheeked infant with glasses, a cap reading DILLIGAF, and that unmistakable Bloody Wilson grin, cheerfully singing:

“I’ve had an absolute **** of a day!”

Before anyone gets outraged at the thought of innocent children being taught the crude lyrics of Wilson’s songs for our viewing pleasure, keep in mind this demonic grinning infant is purely the product of Wilson’s recent enthusiasm for artificial intelligence.

And anyway, even if you did tell Wilson he shouldn’t be using the most recent quantum leap of human achievement to create a potty-mouthed baby version of himself for laughs, there is no prize for guessing what his response would be.

Like the baby, he’s wearing his famous catchphr

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