Let us celebrate the bean of inspiration, the stimulant of the masses and the lubricant of capitalism, that gut-stirring, muddy water gasoline, holding the future in its grounds and leaving expedited bowel movements in its wake, the patron cup of early mornings and all-night diners … coffee.

Pour it out and drink it up, my dudes, as studies suggest consuming three cups of coffee a day can lead to a longer life , reducing the risk of early death by nearly 30%.

Just as there are four elements to the universe itself and the zodiac wheel at large — fire, earth, air, and water — so, too, are there four components to a perfect cup of coffee: aroma, body, acidity, and flavor … and some would argue cat poop as a noble fifth, a point we’ll get to later. 12

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