East rhymes with words like beast, feast and least, as in the amount of points allowed so far this season in all of New Jersey.

Orange famously rhymes with nothing, though few out there now would want to challenge the opinions of Quadir Parrish, Esa Wittingburg, Alex Hanks, Abdur-Rahman Ali, Shaeem Dezonie and the rest of the Jaguars’ unyielding defense should they beg to differ.

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