Love is a many-splendored thing, especially when you’re gawking at it from the outside. In this column , we examine the celebrity couples who give us hope for our own romantic futures as we try to learn what we can from their well-documented bonds.

I have had, to put it mildly, confusing romantic feelings for Kieran Culkin ever since Succession. I mean, said feelings aren’t that hard to parse: he is famously a handsome actor and, standing at 5’6”, a card-carrying short king (I love those!). But the mean psychosexual banter his character Roman Roy exchanged with J. Smith-Cameron’s Gerri Kellman really activated the part of my brain that still thinks negging each other peerlessly is the height of romance.

But my feelings for Culkin have only heightened since he and his wife of 12 y

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