Unless you’ve been living under a rock (or maybe just avoiding all things football), you already know Bad Bunny has been tapped to headline the Super Bowl Halftime Show. The world’s biggest stage is about to get a heavy dose of reggaetón, glitter, and abuela-approved bragging rights. But not everyone is cheering. In true Texas fashion, Attorney General Ken Paxton decided to lace up his boots and turn the halftime show into a culture war rodeo .

Now, full disclosure, I was initially disappointed as well when they announced Bad Bunny. When the halftime rumors started swirling, I was holding out hope that Metallica would finally ride the lightning onto that stage. Like many rock fans, I pictured Hetfield growling “Yeah!” as pyrotechnics melted every eyebrow in the stadium. But alas, the NF

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