It’s time for another episode of The Golden Bachelor and another week of me wondering exactly who at ABC-Disney-Lunchables HQ I have to take to the Fantasy Suite in order to host a comedy challenge?! Come on! A comedy writing challenge where a bunch of women roast a man? This is 100 percent in my wheelhouse. Have I ever hosted or done a roast before? Not exactly. Can I identify more topics to roast Mel about than “said something on a podcast”? Yes. He only wears formal recovery slip-ons. I don’t think he asks one of the Golden ladies a single question throughout the entire episode. He ironically uses the word “pizzazz.” Boom, roasted! Please, corporate overlords, it’s my time to help these women put together a satirical sketch comedy revue about love and sex in their 60s and beyond.

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