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If there's one thing we worry about as parents, it's that our kids are not sufficiently scared of COVID-19. If our children don't spend every waking hour fearful that they'll get killed by a virus, they might accidentally let their masks slip down from their noses for a few seconds. And then we're all dead.

So here are some tips to make sure your kids are sufficiently scared of COVID.

1) Buy a loud alarm and do COVID drills: "We saw someone on the street without a mask! Everyone hide under your beds!"

2) Tell them the COVID monster is hiding in their closet waiting to eat them up if they take off their mask: If there's one thing kids are terrified of, it's monsters. This is because they are dumb. Use that dumbness to your advantage and manipulate their trust and

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