Now that Week 4 of the 2025 NFL season is in the books, it’s time for an incredibly meaningful and serious exercise: NFL Power Rankings! What differentiates these rankings from all the others is that they’re THE only truly accurate ones in the entire universe. Hard to believe, I know. Let’s take a look at how all 32 teams stack up.

1 – Philadelphia Eagles (Last Week: 1) – If you think about it, the Eagles’ flat out ineptitude at times (zero second half completions!) really just makes their 4-0 record that much more impressive. What could this team be if they actually played well? Answer: repeat Super Bowl champions. Of course, the question is if they can actually get their act together and play a full 60 minutes for once.

2 – Buffalo Bills (LW: 2) – The Bills are the only remaining undef

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