Our investigative team at The Babylon Bee (consisting of one 16-year-old kid on the internet who told us he had some good computer hacking skills and begged us to work here) has been granted an exclusive inside scoop on seven upcoming Disney princesses, confirmed to our investigator by an inside source at the Walt Disney Company.

Disney has reportedly been inspired to be more inclusive with its fair ladies, taking motivation from a recent Twitter post by a Planned Parenthood chapter that demanded a wider range of intersectional royalty in its cartoon films for children.

While the names of the princesses and their films have not yet been revealed, we have been able to confirm the general plot and princess character of each of these upcoming films:

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