Taylor Alison Swift, noted numerologist and superstar performer, has taken a break from sourdough to bake up a new album out now.

“The Life of a Showgirl” – Swift’s 12th album, announced at 12:12 a.m. on August 12 – reunites her with Shellback and Swedish hitmaker Max Martin, the producer who told the Backstreet Boys what way they wanted it and helped Kelly Clarkson explain what she’d been up to since U been gone . The pair is also behind Swift hits “Bad Blood” and “Shake it Off.”

The album’s 12 tracks have a nearly 42-minute runtime – brief by Swift’s recent standards. That is, of course, assuming she doesn’t pull a “Tortured Poets Department” part two and surprise everyone with another double album mere hours later . Would the Internet survive? We’re not sure.

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