WACO, TX - Thousands of American women have embarked on an annual summer pilgrimage to Magnolia Market at the Silos to hunt for what they say are divinely inspired decor and bath products across the site's retail shops.

Women are reportedly dragging their entire families out to the small Texas town even though there's nothing else worth seeing for miles.

"I can't believe I took a week off work for this," muttered Benny Chamberpill as he spent another day staring at home decor he couldn't afford. "I only get two weeks of vacation a year!"

Chamberpill had brought his wife and four daughters to the famed Magnolia Silos for the first time three years ago and he's been caught in an unending cycle ever since.

"I wanted to see the Alamo so I could remember it!" he said.

Every year women are

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