GALILEE — With controversy erupting over allegations that weather patterns and catastrophic storms are somehow generated and controlled from behind the scenes by a specific people group, conclusive evidence came to light of a Jew controlling the weather.
The shocking reports circulated later this afternoon with authorities inundated with thousands upon thousands of anonymous tips that there were documented accounts of a Jewish carpenter who openly displayed full control over a violent storm.
"It's true. All of it. There's a detailed description of one of them doing it," one man said on the condition of anonymity. "Apparently he and his friends were on a fishing trip one night when a big storm came up out of nowhere. Then, believe it or not, this Jewish guy just stands up and exerts compl