The People's Democratic Republic of Putin has announced that the next president of America will be Michael Knight during the week and Mitch Buchannon on Saturdays.'This will be a government for the people, by the people, Hoff the people,' declared White House press secretary Pamela Anderson. 'And the Vice President will be a talking car.'This is what the people of China want. There is nothing more politically intoxicating than hotties in red swimsuits with red cans standing in lifeguard towers c

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