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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Joe Biden announced his intention to return to the world of politics with a bid for President of Shady Oaks retirement home.

After taking a couple of months away from politics to mull his future, Biden decided he simply could not stay away, launching a heavily dark money funded campaign to unseat the incumbent Shady Oaks President, Ms. Ethel Wannamaker.

"I'm coming for you, Ethel," said a fiery Biden at his campaign kick-off. "Under Ethel's leadership, Shady Oaks has descended into bigotry, fascism, and low-quality meatloaf. This is not just a campaign to restore our pickleball courts. This is a campaign to restore the soul of Shady Oaks. We can and will defeat the extremist forces tearing apart this assisted living f

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