CLEVELAND, Ohio ( TheOBR.com ) Good morning, Cleveland Browns fans!

It’s 8:00 AM, and I’m just getting started on a Massive Morning Missive, which is typically composed by 7:00 AM or 7:30 AM, and the pressure is on. By 8:30 AM or so, the actual informative articles start appearing on the OBR, which means no one will pay attention to this thing unless I get it done soon. At least, I have a story to tell.

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It’s chaos! I am speaking to you from the eye of the proverbial hurricane this morning as fires are burning, alarms are blaring, and lights are blinking all over OBR World Headquarters. In the midst of a maelstrom, a single frazzled webdork, sweating profusely, with his eyebrows burned off, frantically types away at a computer, looking over his shoulder for the ine

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