WAUKEE, IA — Local suburban housewife Keightlyynn Huxley reported today that an unusual cloud of depression has been following her around lately, and she can't explain why.

Huxley also listens to approximately 8 hours of podcasts about serial killers every day, a fact she is certain is unrelated to her depression.

"I dunno, I just feel tired, lethargic, and kinda sad," said Huxley while pulling up the next episode of World's Most Disturbing Serial Rapist Murder Case Files on her phone. "I just don't feel right. Maybe I need to drink more alkaline water or something. Or maybe I can go to Chick-fil-A and then spend $250 at Target. That should make me feel better."

Sources said the wife then went to Target to pick up some fuzzy blankets and Nerds Gummy Clusters to eat while listening to

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