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President Trump may have finally achieved what many long thought impossible, as Israel and Hamas have agreed to the first phase of a peace agreement, but this ceasefire didn't come without conditions from Hamas.

Here are 10 demands Hamas is making as part of the peace deal:

Israel must eliminate 100% of its Jews: This is a dealbreaker for Hamas.

New pagers: The last batch had some problems.

A new fleet of paragliders: They have assured everyone it's only for recreational purposes.

Goats. Lots of goats: They won't say why.

Super Bowl tickets: They're apparently huge Bad Bunny fans.

100 virgins each: They will settle for 72, but are setting the bar high for negotiation.

Israel must continue to keep Greta Thunberg away from Gaza: The Gazans are terrifie

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