LONDON, UK — In an incident which threatens to set back empathy and understanding across Great Britain, ten Englishmen were recently stabbed by a harmful stereotype.

British authorities have strongly cautioned citizens against taking away any biases from the incident.

"It's a deuced shame that some chaps might use this stabbing to reinforce their preconceived prejudices against Islam," said UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer. "As the people of Great Britain, we have no excuse whatsoever for forming racist, bigoted stereotypes about Islam based on the Muslim involved in this stabbing. Our hearts go out to those of the religion of peace who will continue to be adversely affected by the ongoing, damaging assumptions this incident may cause, such as being hindered in their attempts to stab other

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