The bombshell that Julia dropped at the end of the first part of the reunion was so major that we here at the Real Housewives Institute had to rush to our panic room to write an emergency recap of it for the Housewives Institute Bulletin. (What? You don’t know about our twice-monthly newsletter? Sign up here for free ! Also, don’t forget to like and subscribe and follow me on Instagram .) As I said in that piece, the first part brought up more questions than it answered. After watching the second part, I still have a ton of questions. The biggest question is, does anyone know how lesbians have sex?

When Andy asks Adriana if she had sex with Julia, she says, “I don’t have a dick.” What in the Clinton administration, stained blue dress, “I did not have sex with that woman” is going on

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