"Behind every great male sex trafficker, there's an even greater female sex trafficker."

Truer words have never been spoken. Except for in other parts of The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein. In this documentary, you'll learn about bad pedophile Jeffrey Epstein.

Framed as an exposé, the documentary adopts intentionally absurd premises and mock-serious narration, blending real-world scandal with outrageous fictional elements. The video lampoons the mystery and conspiracy surrounding Epstein, riffing on everything from his infamous island and celebrity connections to outlandish notions like a private space shuttle ("Molester Galactic") and basketball rivalries with Donald Trump. 10

Mock interviews and spoof testimony describe how Epstein interacted with figures like Bill Gates and Pri

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