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NEW YORK, NY — Due to overwhelming pressure, the National Football League announced that it had canceled plans for rapper Bad Bunny to perform at the Super Bowl LX halftime show and instead offered the coveted spot to psychologist and author Dr. Jordan B. Peterson.

"It was never our intention to alienate our entire fanbase by organizing a Super Bowl halftime show featuring a performer whom all our fans hate," NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell said in a statement. "Rest assured, the NFL takes our fans' feedback very seriously. Therefore, we are scrapping the planned show with Bad Bunny and will be replacing him with Jordan Peterson."

Peterson will reportedly deliver a 20-minute lecture on how football produces order from chaos and how it relate

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