He’s a real Monstera.

A cheating man and his plant clippings were tossed to an Upper West Side curb this week after his partner uncovered his illicit affairs — and then left a scathing note on the ground that soon went viral.

The abandoned greens were dumped along West 83rd Street off Broadway, along with the hand-written missive airing out the former beau’s dirty laundry.

Incredible vignette on the Upper West Side.

"The last plants of a cheating husband" from an apartment he no longer lives in. pic.twitter.com/XDyn2e4axP — Gus Saltonstall (@GusSaltonstall) October 6, 2025

“Please take these cuttings. They are the last of the plants my cheating husband was growing. The apartment is mine now and these are not,” the handwritten note stated, with the final three words furiously

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