This Week:

J.Lo Is So Back, Y’all

Jennifer Lopez heard there was celebrity relationship gossip this week and said, “Nicole Kidman and your new bangs, hold my beer.”

(Let’s be real. J.Lo is nothing if not brand-savvy. She probably said, “Hold my Delola Spritz by Jennifer Lopez bottled cocktail.”)

When it comes to Jennifer Lopez, I stand on business.

To be honest, I have no idea what the phrase “stand on business” means, but I see the youths use it all the time on social media and in memes, so I’m pretending that it means, “I freaking love her, now the rest of you pay your respects.”

I’m a career-long fan. I can “Bidi Bidi Bom Bom” as if I choreographed Selena myself. When I ran the New York City marathon, I had “Let’s Get Loud” cued as the song to play as I crossed the starting lin

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