WEST PALM BEACH, FL — Multiple unnerved sources recently confirmed a potentially worrisome bit of news: Barron Trump has apparently tamed a sandworm.

Following the devastation caused by two hurricanes, Floridians were reportedly "kinda worried" about the situation. Many, however, had taken to addressing Barron Trump as "Barron al-Gaib" and chanting about the "Voice from the East Coast."

"I was there... I saw him... the Muad'Dib Barron himself," whimpered a cowering, old man. "He was dressed as born to our ways — he held the hooks in his hand. He was unafraid! Ahhhh... woe are we, for we have beheld the Barron al-Gaib and have yet not been swallowed up by the Makers! Barron al-Gaib! Barron al-Gaib!"

Several Democrats have issued public denouncements of Barron's newly acquired sandworm. R

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