SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Amid the controversy surrounding the attack on women's rights activist and NCAA swimming champion Riley Gaines, a new report indicated a burly male trans activist shouted "I'm a victim!" as he punched a woman squarely in the face.
"You people don't get it!" shouted the muscular, blue-haired man as he repeatedly struck the tiny woman in the jaw. "Trans people have the right to expose their genitalia in locker rooms to anyone they want! Stop threatening us and being violent!"
A former college swimming champion, Gaines has drawn the ire of the trans activist community after speaking out against the inclusion of biological male athletes like Lia Thomas in competitions with females. Trans activists, conversely, are aggressively defending their totally sane and logical righ