U.S. — Pride Month officially concludes June 30th with a series of explicit parades and orgies, but community activists have assured as many as would listen that they are not going anywhere. Now, as pride month comes to an end, Americans are looking forward to 11 months of still pandering to the LGBTQ community.

"Yeah, I love the LGBTQIA+ community, and I look forward to celebrating it 24/7 for the rest of the year," said one man. "Also, I don't want to get canceled. Please don't cancel me."

Several businesses are reportedly prepping "miniature pride" campaigns that will be deployed throughout the year so that no one forgets queer people exist and like to make their private sex lives public knowledge.

Mondelez International CEO Tim Oreo expressed his desire to double down on LGBTQ pande

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