SAN DIMAS, CA — A group of bored high school students asked their chemistry teacher this week when he was going to teach them how to cook meth and go on crazy adventures in an RV.

The group peppered teacher William Wright with questions about how to cook "really pure crytal meth" and "when the actual fun part of chemistry was going to start, with the drug cartels and feds and whatever."

"I'll be honest, I had no idea what these kids were talking about," Wright told reporters. "I don't know where they would get such wild ideas, but I haven't ever considered making meth. I just took on a second part-time job at the school as a soccer coach. I don't even know how to cook meth! I mean, I could probably figure it out…"

The students were undeterred by Wright's assertions that he did not, in f

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