Dating is tough these days! How can you impress a woman and show her a great time?
After extensive research, including talking to someone who talked to a woman once, the woman experts at The Babylon Bee have come up with the 10 absolute greatest locations to take a girl on a first date. You're welcome.
Costco food court: $1.50 hotdogs, and if things go well, a walk through the store getting samples for dessert.
Cracker Barrel: You can show off your impressive skills at that golf tee game.
A hike through the woods to search for a really cool stick: What woman wouldn't love this?!
Your Lego display room: Show her your collection. She won't be able to resist you once she sees your 7,500-piece Millennium Falcon.
Waffle House: Be careful though, the waitress might call you "honey," w