So far this year, largely in support of Pillion, Alexander Skarsgard has shown up in fancy waders , a shirt in which someone appears to be (sexily?) about to step on another person’s face , blue sequin pants , and dildos and butt plugs . Now, at the film festival in London, he’s gone full halter top. And he looks extremely shoulders. Strong! I mean strong.

He is hugging Jake Shears here (of the Scissor Sisters, also in the movie), which I decided was my favorite option for showing you the back, because you can also see Jake’s weirdo x-ray shoes. It’s all very arms. ALLURING. I meant alluring. The last man we saw in a halter was Timothee Chalamet , which gave me a stellar idea: They’re making a sequel to Call Me By Your Name, right? Why not slide A.Skars right into that, since

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