Jon Stewart has declared that Trump does indeed act like a king, and his hands are what prove it.
In his monologue Monday, Stewart ripped into one of the most popular arguments MAGA pundits have made against the “No Kings” rallies on Saturday, which is that the anti-king rhetoric makes no sense because President Trump doesn’t behave like a king.
“Trump has the lavish sensibilities of a king, the entitled mind of a king,“ Stewart said. With mock skepticism he added, ”But if he was really a king, where’s the broken-down, inbred body of a king, saddled with the exotic infirmaries of royalty?”
Stewart showed a montage of news clips covering Trump’s consistently bruised hands.
“Okay, those are weird,” Stewart said. Still jokingly trying to remain skeptical, he added, “But a real king wou