Army Top Brass are pleased that the 'prince' will not be able to use 10,000 soldiers for needless yomps up and down hills any more. An army spokesman said, 'this was a gross misuse of trained professionals, marching these troops up to the top of a hill, for no reason other than to march them down again. And simply to confirm that when they are up, they are up. Madness. Sheer, bloody madness.'Major-General Headly-Smedley-Landrover-Smyth was quoted as saying, 'We are glad that this unnecessary
Army relieved that Andrew is no longer Duke of York

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