BARAD-DUR - Sauron has announced a new construction project for Mordor, which is an economic and military superpower nestled in the quaint, spider-infested hills to the east of Gondor.

The servant of Morgoth said the wall is to prevent one from simply walking into Mordor, pointing out that the land of Mordor has an "immigration crisis" as rumors of a caravan of nine members of a fellowship was headed his direction. He says the looming wall will run all the way around the natural mountainous barrier surrounding the country to ensure no "bad apples" get through.

"We are building a wall, and we're going to make the Free Peoples pay for it!" Sauron boomed at the event to guttural cheers. He raised his hands for silence. "They say they're sending their best, but the next thing you know they s

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