If Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. and his boss, President Donald J. Trump, "make America healthy again" I will eat any one of the 15 or so hats that somehow have taken up residence in my small office.

And, yes, that goes for the two most prized ones, a well-worn birds-on-the-bat St. Louis Cardinals hat and a new, green Oliver hat.

In fact, I'll eat both if both Kennedy, Jr. and the White House make both urban and rural America healthier.

Better yet, I'll spot both the secretary and the president that neither must actually make America provably healthier; they just can't make it provably unhealthier than it is today.

Given their actions to-date, my hats won't be sliced, sauced, or sautéed anytime soon. One reason comes via the Associated Press in its rep

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