With the Republican presidential primary looking all but wrapped up, attention now turns to who Donald Trump will choose as his vice-presidential running mate. The Babylon Bee writers, expert investigative journalists that we are, have managed to obtain Trump's official short list of potential VP picks:

A Stanley tumbler: Get ready for unprecedented support from suburban white women.

Pop-Tart Guy: The breakfast pastry that captivated the nation could be the ultimate unifying choice.

Nikki Haley's husband: Just to really mess with her.

Argentinian President Javier Milei: Just think of the hair!

The lucky fan who buys the 1 millionth Trump NFT: Congrats, Martha from Ohio!

Macaulay Culkin: The Home Alone 2 reunion America needs.

Taylor Swift: Expect multiple cutaways to show h

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