President Donald Trump's project to construct a new grand ballroom at the White House has been grabbing all the headlines, but have you heard about all the amazing features it's going to include?

The Babylon Bee has obtained an exclusive list of things being added to the ballroom:

25-foot ceilings to accommodate Barron: He'll finally be able to stand up straight.

Diet Coke fountain: A true sign of luxurious opulence.

Ball pit: For the kids, and any administration officials who want to cut loose.

UFC octagon: Nothing caps off a beautiful state dinner like watching two men beat each other bloody.

Trump dance floor: Where only the Trump dance will be allowed.

Full-sized McDonald's: Preparing the finest Big Macs and Quarter Pounders with Cheese.

Kid Rock: He'll actually just liv

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