Sabrina Carpenter should get on Shark Tank with this product offer! On Thursday, Saturday Night Live shared a cut sketch where Carpenter “sells” and pitches opting for a “tall, plain boyfriend” as a partner.

The sketch, which didn’t make it to last Saturday’s episode, sees Carpenter on a boring date with a shorter guy, or a “little one,” before she addresses the camera for an infomercial. “That’s why I switched to… Tall, Plain Boyfriend,” she says. “No drama, no personality, just a long body with hair on their head!”

Carpenter shows off her version of a TPB, played by comedian Ben Marshall, who’ll make “all the girlies” jealous.

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Marshall shows off his “lukewarm takes” about sleep, gifts on Christmas, and

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